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Unity Submitted on the 2011/01/03 22:03:09
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“No one wants advice — only corroboration.”


John Steinbeck




“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/01/03 22:03:32
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"Advice would be more acceptable if it didn't always conflict with our plans."


Anonymous





“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/01/04 13:43:02
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#3


    


 
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Emo Philips, stand-up comedian






“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/01/08 10:05:11
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#4


    


 
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.





“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/01/09 10:31:16
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.





“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/01/09 10:31:36
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#6


    


 
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try to figure this one out.




“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/01/09 10:32:03
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#7


    


 
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.





“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/01/18 11:31:59
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#8


    


 
Witches are just so crafty!





“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/03/13 08:40:35
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"Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."


Unknown


“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2011/09/14 22:56:47
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When life hands you lemons...

Grab the tequila.








“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2012/09/07 10:07:39
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You ask for Halloween off, because it's a religious holiday




“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
Unity Submitted on the 2018/03/21 12:30:00
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#12


    


 
Where there's a Witch, there's a Way.




“When an inner situation is not made conscious, it happens outside, as fate.”
C.G. Jung
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